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Ho-Ho-Horrors
Part One: Conditional Santas

Crypt Leak was a big fan of a virtually defunct website, Who Would Buy That?, where readers would send in links to online auction oddities. Every so often the lack of an outlet overwhelms him and he gets into a theme of searches and will point some of them out. Around this time of year, especially, he and Abbygal look for yuletide grotesqueries. He's sent me quite a few, including identifying tags, so he's made this fairly easy for me.

Here's wave one: Medical Condition Santas.
(Note: Hopefully no one will be cruelly offended by these being presented this way. If there's any ire to be directed, point it at the sick minds who created these questionable Clauses.)

Pyromaniac Santa
Spina Bifida Santa

Dipsomaniac Santa
Carbon Monoxide Exposure Santa
Hypothyroid Santa
Tourettes Santa

Other holiday horrors and embarrassments coming as the season proceeds.

Thanks again, CL!

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