Rove's Playhouse
(It's your turn to be the puppeteer!)
Thanks once more to Tammy for passing along another winner. This time it's the Bush Speech Generator.
It's a little clunky and will take a few minutes to get used to, but it allows one to select phrases and pauses and string them together into a speech. Sorry, you can't just type in text; instead you type a letter and a list of words and phrases starting with that letter comes up. Click on one and it's added to the speech. Once everything's in place click on the Speak! button and it compiles for a moment before Dubya starts spouting earnestly.
It's necessary to play with it for a while to get both a feel for the editing functions (click drag and drop any phrase you want to get rid of over into the Bin for disposal, or if it's all gone terribly wrong use the newkyewlar option and hit the Clear button) and a sense of the phrases available. Given the nonsense the real life version's given us over the past six years (counting the campaign trail) how bad of a job could you really do along the way?
Enjoy controlling the most dangerous being on the planet!
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