Thanks mostly to Mark Gibson I be rememberin' that today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
I'd be recommendin' the English to Pirate Translater, but it be worth less'n bilge! Lubber in, lubber out I be sayin'! It war a nice idearr, but I be thinkin' they were full o' grog... or bilge! Aye, I shouldn't be so hard on 'em. Pirates don't be havin' the biggest vocabularies, after all! (Sink me, Begad! They're better off than I initially thought. Thanks again to Mark for pointing out a better Pirate Glossary.)

We'd still be gettin the same crap. (I wasn't going to write bilge again.)
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That thar picture of the piratsident is quite a treasure! ARRRR! 'Twould be good ter see more piratical pictures of his crew. Cheney already has that pirate look and Rumsfield has a pirate name. I can imagine them on the bow of thar ship, dreamin' of the booty they can plunder for their corpirate bretheren, while that bilge-sucking swab, Rove charts their course.
Fair Winds me hearty!
Mark G.
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