Thanks mostly to Mark Gibson I be rememberin' that today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
I'd be recommendin' the English to Pirate Translater, but it be worth less'n bilge! Lubber in, lubber out I be sayin'! It war a nice idearr, but I be thinkin' they were full o' grog... or bilge! Aye, I shouldn't be so hard on 'em. Pirates don't be havin' the biggest vocabularies, after all! (Sink me, Begad! They're better off than I initially thought. Thanks again to Mark for pointing out a better Pirate Glossary.)
At least pirates'll tell you what they're really up to if they're in character and winning the game. Wouldn't it be refreshing if we could make more people be as direct as a pirate for at least one day? Ah... it wouldn't work.
We'd still be gettin the same crap. (I wasn't going to write bilge again.)
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That thar picture of the piratsident is quite a treasure! ARRRR! 'Twould be good ter see more piratical pictures of his crew. Cheney already has that pirate look and Rumsfield has a pirate name. I can imagine them on the bow of thar ship, dreamin' of the booty they can plunder for their corpirate bretheren, while that bilge-sucking swab, Rove charts their course.
Fair Winds me hearty!
Mark G.
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